VIPSports Sportsbook Betting
VIPSports sportsbook offers a decent amount of
wagering types while always trying to make the
VIPSports customer feel, if nothing else, like a very important person.
VIPSports: Difficult Wagering Navigation
Navigating through
VIPSports is enough to make you feel hardly very important. With drop down menu leading to more drop down menus to alternate screens to your brain exploding, it wouldn’t be surprising to see an occasional bet being screwed up every now and then.
VIPSports Betting Types
VIPSports has straight
bets, futures, props, if
bets and point buying.
VIPSports also offers close call parlays, where you get returns even if you miss one team. If you hit seven of eight teams, for example, you win four to one rather than the requisite zero. In addition, cross sport parlays are also available at
VIPSports, which are nice during the football and basketball seasons in building huge parlays. Props can be parlayed along with game lines and quarter lines and you can also search for an individual teams or games that are starting within the next hour.
VIPSports Soccer and Horse Racing Bets
Rather than concentrate on the NBA,
VIPSports has a strong presence in the fields of soccer and
horse racing odds. With fifteen horse racing tracks and multiple soccer leagues, the options are as swelled up as the air in Keanu Reeves’ head. However,
VIPSports college basketball and NBA coverage is horrendous. There are no game lines and only futures to speak of. Obviously,
VIPSports has decided that basketball fans are not very important people.
VIPSports Bonuses
VIPSports offers
bonuses that are a cut above, with 20% up front and 10% on every reload. However, these
bonuses, while impressive, are suspiciously geared toward the novice bettor. With rules limiting players who have made a profit and overall stinginess, you have to beware when figuring out what a Very Important Person is to the house.
VIPSports Wild Promotions
With a calendar of girls they found on the streets of Curacao and other trinkets like beer, airplane savings and bits of string,
VIPSports is always offering promotions to its loyal customers. Promotions are nice, especially if you’re losing. At least that way, you feel like you got something for your money. Which has happened to me on many occasions. In fact, I am wearing a $10,000 shirt right now. It’s made of cotton.
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VIPSports Sportsbook baseball betting
Now that the MLB All-Star festivities are over, we must now look to
what the future will hold for the rest of the baseball season.
VIPSports Sportsbook baseball betting
Now that the MLB All-Star festivities are over, we must now look to
what the future will hold for the rest of the baseball season. In
particular, we will take a gander at VIPSports sportsbook. While VIPSports online sportsbook has yet to post a line for the upcoming baseball games, it does have a few futures to analyze.
VIPSports sportsbook baseball futures
First on the board are the VIPSports
baseball sport odds to win the National League pennant. For this
exercise we can immediately eliminate the damp sewer known as the
National League West, and all the baseball teams therein. These
baseball teams are a member of a semi-pro division, and any semblance
of an actual pro baseball playoff team should be dismissed as the
result of poor competition and possibly hallucinogenic drugs. You
might be saying to yourself, why, the Padres have a one in four shot of
winning the damn thing, and are certainly a viable candidate. Not
at four to one odds they aren’t. At this point, your best options
lie not in the baseball teams that will make the playoffs, but baseball
teams that might make the MLB playoffs. The uncertainty allows for a
better return, you see, and is hence part of the gamble. Remember
fools, buy low, sell high. For instance, the Chicago Cubs are
getting a nice 12 to 1 return, as opposed to the Marlins, who are
getting only 6 to 1. Yes, the Marlins are the more reliable
baseball team, but if you are going to take a gamble, the Cubs are the
better baseball bet. We also like the Nationals at 6 to
1. This will likely be as high as their figure goes, as
they get closer and closer to clinching a spot in the baseball
playoffs. Sure, the Cardinals will likely take the pennant, but
at 1 to 1 odds, it’s not the best MLB baseball wager in the
world. In fact, you’re better off betting individual baseball
games.
VIPSports sportsbook American League baseball bets
On the American League side, things are a little different. Yes,
the Chicago White Sox have the best record in baseball, yet everyone
knows they are a mirage, much like the Mariners were when they won
those two hundred baseball games a few years ago, only to get beat down
by the Yanks. Hell, I believe Freddy Garcia was on that baseball
team as well. In fact, the Sox of the white variety our getting
twice the baseball sport odds as the New Yrok (that’s right Yrok)
Yankees, which I can only assume are a baseball team of super mutant
Yankees that are set to take over the baseball world. Either
that, or it’s a typo. One of those two things. Regardless,
the winner of the American League will likely win it all, so there’s
really no point wagering on this. Unless of course, you want to
take a long shot, perhaps a Minnesota Twin or Cleveland Indian.
For the more realistic baseball handicapper, the best line VIPSports
internet sportsbook has to offer is the Anaheim Los Angeles Mexican
Angels, at a healthy +250 clip. Lucky Charms for everybody.
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